Friday, November 17, 2023

Always remember to change your Depends.

Have you ever walked into a eating or other public place,and been gassed by the smell  of serious ammonia? Perhaps ammonia combined with a sugary scent like of Kòol.Aid? It's not a soda stand friends, it's urine pee whew.
Most guys don't recogni@e it, but other women do. And if the smell is on you, you have either been dipping your worm where not it should have been, or you passed your pants a lot. Thus the need for adult diapers aka Depends. Women don't hold their water wwerks very well. Cause? A 4 ounce child bouncing on your bladder you'd need to pee a lot too. Guys not so much. Me? Yup peed my britches a lot. Where you going to pee at angels 40 at 300mph in a f4u corsair? Or on a busy superstar at 18:00 in a rig? Both UHP & WHP are writing citations for passing on the side of the interstate. Something to do with disturbing the wild life cnviornment. Where you go Bambi don't. So no squirting on the far right side of the big road. So yes I do wear Depends. Just wish they made a crotch flap so I could stand instead of squating every time I hit the head.
In my world of broadcasting , not only do I.do the fixing gear here, but as it is I write all the news, copy,  ad copy , as well as special feature segment copy. Tother day the guy who owns this strip mall where we located our studios, said why do I live here in this office. Besides the fact ain't got anything else, I NEVER stop working. I go 25/7/366 . Nobody I mean nobody is as dedicated to the airwaves and the preservation of radio especially AM 📻  as I am. I take great pains 😩  to keeping this going. Spending nearly all of the military pension money  I get each month on the needs of the station. Sure I'd treasure a sugar mama to bank roll this special op, but I don't see that coming. The only thing money wise that the WolfPack puts up are wages for on air talent. And since that never happens, the WolfPack money 💰 is safe and sound. 
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